Monday, September 15, 2008

Masterbation Deminstration











<-- ROCK!




had not yet spoken, maybe because I still have a dignity (probable) maybe because I have not felt like it (more likely), but this is THE game of choice for all lovers of rock music and who imitated their playing guitar hero any object that could remember a guitar: line 60 cm. used in schools for technical education, the broom, plastic chitarrina stolen from his sister to the simple reproduction of the "misrepresented" the guitar in a vacuum (the famous "air guitar", of which there is - as you know - a world frequented by many people every year ).

course, of course, Guitar Hero 3 is already old hat to compare things much more complex as the "Rock Band" (where in addition to the guitar is no room for drums, bass and vocals) or the new "Guitar Hero 4: World Tour". But I want to mention this for one simple reason: it is the only one I own!

Yeah, I get distracted from time to time taking a guitar in white plastic, with a black handle complete with 5 colored buttons, a tremolo arm (the thing that comes closest to a real guitar ) and his shoulder. The attack - instead of a Marshall or a Vox tube - a simple USB PC e. .. rock on!

For music buff like me, who has posters with reproductions of the guitars of famous musicians, but can not play any instrument except the kazoo, this is the Ferrari of video game music.

For now I'm stuck at the base level, with 3 keys. I also tried the average level, but for me already add a button is a mess .. I limit myself therefore to improve "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath, to limit the damage in "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses and try to make zero mistakes in "Black Magic Woman" by Santana.

But other than the game itself, I believe that these new recreational experiences have not just a side effect: they help young people to "discover" groups and songs that - perhaps - otherwise they would never even have heard, so they are "dated" (in some cases).

and myself is the same thing. I always like to find some new piece of unknown authors or groups that already know but only in part and I must say that Guitar Hero 3 from that point of view has done a great job.

Mountain, Foghat, Eric Johnson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, a piece of old Metallica, one of the last album Muse: those are only some I did not know the songs and I are madly in love (at least until it happens to me in his hands "Guitar Hero 4" ..) and I suggest you go there to look on YouTube, if only for curiosity.

But I think that the masterpiece is considered more difficult to track and included among the bonus tracks of the game is a piece of speed metal Dragon Force called "Through the Fire and Flames." Who is meant a minimum of music (but it's easy to get even by outsiders), will know that the speed metal is a genre that has in the speed and 6-string virtuosity on his foundation. The Dragon Force are one of the genre and its symbol their piece was chosen both to test the capabilities of the best players GH3 is to show how this game is (or rather, was) "powerful" in reproducing reality.

This is the original video of the song:



While this is a kid of 9 years engages in the piece:



shocking is not it?

Thank goodness there are people - as the creators of South Park - who knows how to put things back to reality and make us laugh at our .. Well, give him a name. And be generous ..



Monday, August 25, 2008

What Do I Do For My Dogs Dry Nose

Svalutation Adriano Celentano (video and text)

Svalutation Adriano Celentano video


Svalutation text

Eh gasoline costs more and more every day and pound
yields and falls down
DEVALORIZATION
DEVALORIZATION . Changing governments

nothing changes there is a hole in the state where the money van down
DEVALORIZATION ,
DEVALORIZATION .

Eh I do not understand why my love
looking for a place to leave the sea and there is
DEVALORIZATION ,
DEVALORIZATION .

With a month's salary just buy a coffee
stadiums are crowded but where is the grain
DEVALORIZATION
DEVALORIZATION .

Mah,
are in crisis, but without going beyond

America is here.

car right for thirty years you should be in the wrong in so many hours
know that
scontration
that scontration.

With the new bank seizures there
tell me the value of life as
DEVALORIZATION ,
DEVALORIZATION . I love my


do not understand why you want to do the cock then do the egg for me
IN BED, IN BED.

No one else is teaching us not to kill
you live more than weapons of bread because
assassination, assassination
. But this

Italy here if he wants to know who is going to make


and the system is when you think you


think a little 'for me.

Svalutation Adriano Celentano -1976 - Svalutation / The boat

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Treat Blister From New Cleat

SERATONA ..





<-- "Guardate!! Si è fatto incastrare per l'eternità!!" (L. Rossi)











two were married last Saturday our friends, which we are once again the biggest and sincerest wishes: Lara and Matthew.


I must say that the marriage was really nice, in all its different parts: the expectation of the couple from the ceremony at Villa Prati, from dinner to after-dinner everything was absolutely great fun and never boring.


you with its beautiful and radiant smile, his trademark. He elegant (thanks to the advice of the neo-brother-Bix) with a gray suit that stood out the acid green tie (color-guide of the day: see the car decorations, bridal bouquet, wedding favors, etc. ...).


Apart from the ceremony, which was certainly very beautiful, heartfelt and solemn, the real fun came when dinner.
started from the fourth colleagues (especially the ladies) by Matthew, nurses, hospital cardiology unit of Ravenna.
had not yet reached the 'starter of the villa (that changes in marriage .. marriage) who were already dancing and jumping. One thing that struck all of us because it launched as a start we expected. Maybe they will be a group that is united solidly every day at work, or why - doing the job - they see each color, and then try to enjoy every moment which can only outside of work, the fact remains that I and the man we looked with concern: how do we stand up to people, probably sober (4 of them were available!) From aperitif we had already given the pay?
We did not lose heart, however, and we let time take its course.
We started with the first game "The happy bachelor" is a clone of the famous "surgeon Allegro," in which Matthew - dressed nurses - helped by the nurse Lara had to remove several items from a huge cardboard shape identical to the original game. In the background songs that had to indicate which body work and - at the right time - to describe what was drawn.
to assist in the presentation of the game, two nurses (true) for the occasion in the role of tissue and tissue blackberry blonde.
After that we left with seconds waiting to go to the "classic" movie photos the spouses.
Lights off and part of the narrative of "The Almanac of Lara and Matthew," a PowerPoint presentation of the couple and their lives intertwined with the facts of tradition that characterized the four decades they have experiences with movies of cartoons, acronyms and programs interludes photography. It all ended with a movie made exclusively for photos with two of them.
Very beautiful and touching at times, but especially appreciated the irony that pervaded by all present, despite being about 30 minutes long.
We then shared with the dances of the cake on hold, which arrived shortly afterwards also with its load of bottles of champagne .. which has been my personal descent in the fumes of alcohol!
spumantino After 4-5 glasses of bubbly, missing only one game: the game of the parcel taken from "Your Business". Remained in a few, we decided to do it in a jiffy anyway, if only because there was a lot of work back there, too.
However had never been tried, except for one phone call between me and Monica in mid-August during a storm, including thunder and lightning.
Forti also the office of alcohol in the body, we started the same with the game, but with the introduction of a variant: parcel of the package, decided on two feet of me and Monica.
After staying with a package and not very edifying to have left the wedding present, € 300 and more, in addition to having refused some greedy awards, including the golf Billy White '94, we gave them the opportunity to identify between four men, who had a bundle of packages and try to bring home something better.
Bicio Having discarded, the little brother of Matthew and his colleague, the choice fell on Emil, a choice motivated by Lara throughout the game with the following sentence: "I'm going to hear say .. ".
After removing his shirt unbuttoned to Emil and pants, came into play Matthew, who with his hand wrapped in a towel went to look for (and find) the envelope with several precious cash in panties from Emil.
Since then, having finished "work", we finally carried away from the pit and from the party, supported by further alcohol (thanks man for that glass of Lagavulin ..) and a very good cigar (congratulations to Matthew who is a relative of tobacco .. ottimissima choice that Romeo y Julieta!).
For what happened from that moment on, let talk about the photos posted on Flickr soon.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Lock Replacement Truck

Two Raf (video and text)

Two RAF video





Two text

Where are you and how are you


I know it is difficult to know.

Without a traffic light to red
you that I seek in people
on foot or by taxi in the bus
two eyes that look at you and then away
as strong gusts
get lost in traffic and a car horn after another and who knows. Where are you



how are you going to change if you change

two
because we
two wrestlers
two veterans
two love songs and I still


sitting in the same words
a coffee and let me just tell you now that if you go
is a love love love see you live.


But what are you doing tonight.

I call you you're not at home leave a message
is much faster than tape
me that I never know what to say and then try to go out

tonight I find you know.

Where are you, how are you


're not there but I am here where are you going


like you with this fear of love for two minutes two hours
eternity.

Duelists in the sea of \u200b\u200bthis city.
Where have all need love just like us
two.

Two love songs and I still
the same words, sitting at a coffee
and I would just tell you now that if you go
love love love to see you live

Where are you

how are you two even if not
you're there. You and I


always or never
us
we two

Two love songs and I still
two love songs and I still

album Two Cannibals -1993 -
Raf